How to retire young and rich … what a great idea.

Here’s a few ideas:

  • get Rupert Murdoch to adopt you
  • get Rupert Murdoch to marry you (guys, I know you’ll do it if you must!)
  • buy a winning lottery ticket
  • become a movie star
  • find oil under your house
  • find gold under your house
  • start a Ponzi scheme (very popular)
  • start an investment bank, declare bankruptcy after siphoning off a few billion
  • become chairman of NYSE listed company, declare bankruptcy after siphoning off a few billion
  • become chairman of the Fed, declare bankruptcy after printing off a few billion
  • become President, print money
  • become President, start a war
  • have a great idea and work hard at it (there had to be a catch, no?)

Other than that, I dunno.

How to retire young and rich? Watch this space!

 

Okay, okay. I know, I conned you into coming to this crappy site by letting you think you were going to find THE SECRET … to life, the universe and everything. As any fool knows, the answer is not 42, the answer is MONEY.

Now that we have that out of the way, I thought I’d share some thoughts from the “Pink Gun Lady”. She’s soooo cool! Here’s an extract from her site:

 

“On Sharia Finance, Blankies and Axe Body Spray

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Sharia finance CLAIMS to be lending without interest, because everyone knows that interest is all a sinister plot hatched by the JOOOOOOZ to keep down the white man. Wait. Keep down the black man. Wait, no. I’m getting so confused. Um, it definitely has something to do with the JOOOOOOZ, and I know this because all of the Ron Paul supporters tell me so. They also tell me that the World Trade Center was brought down by cold fusion-powered government tractor beams. They also tell me that the earthquake we had here in Colorado last year was actually the government (or was it the JOOOOOOOZ?) destroying the secret underground mega-city west of Trinidad, CO (Middle Earth is REALZ, yo!) with nuclear weapons, and that Ron Paul actually is the best friend and savior of the JOOOOOOOZ and if I weren’t such a Jew-loving, Zionist c*** I would see that. My email box is proof that truth is stranger than fiction, and that you really, truly can not make this stuff up. But I digress. ”

Wow! Ain’t that somethin’? Here’s the whole post, if you think you can handle it:

http://barnhardt.biz/   scroll down to “On Sharia Finance…”.

Knowing, or a least suspecting, how the American mind works, I predict that before too long we’ll see her  pushing Sarah Palin back to her kitchen-with-a-view-of-Russia, and she’ll be running for President. What do you reckon?

 

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